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An Unfortunate Tradition

Yesterday I had my first vomiting incident of the year! I didn’t realize when I signed up for Teaching Fellows that this would be at least a yearly occurrence, but I’ve sure accepted that fact now. There are few experiences that can rival the mix of sympathy and horror when a student interrupts a conference or raises their hand on the rug. With a contorted look on their face and a telltale tone, they say, “I don’t feel so good.” I wonder why it’s always those exact words …

And yet, while classroom vomit stories are pretty much equally horrifying, I was able to look at this one as a small, but gratifying symbol of progress. This year I managed to get the student to the nurse as soon as he told me he wasn’t feeling well. When he came back because the nurse couldn’t get his mom on the phone, I sat him down with a plastic bag. By the time things erupted, the damage was minimal.

Contrast this with my first year of teaching. I was only a few weeks into it when one of my problem kids let loose all over his table. The classroom was sweltering, and the mess didn’t get cleaned up until after the kids went home. Back then, I was still proud I managed to teach (or what I considered teaching) despite the vomit. I think I would’ve been shocked to see how differently I handled it today (no vomit on the desks!). It’s amazing all the random things you learn to handle differently with just a little extra experience.

  • Fred Robbins

    Why is this moron allowed to share with us his idiocy?

  • Michael M.

    TMI

  • Ruben

    Sorry Michael. I guess after a little while I’ve gotten desensitized. I know the first time this happened, I did NOT take it very well.

  • 3rd year teacher

    I had a student throw up into a garbage can two minutes into class while I tried to get my students settled for a test. Always makes for an interesting class.

  • http://www.bronxteach.com Ruben Brosbe

    Yea I can imagine that wasn’t too easy. As third graders, my students are simultaneously disgusted and enthralled by vomiting. One student said to me before the vomiting started, “One time my brother threw up, and so I threw up.” I told the kid to stay as far away from the sick students as possible, but then of course once the vomiting started he was trying to get a peek! Children can be pretty strange creatures sometimes, but I guess at this age, curiosity trumps all other emotions.

  • Anon

    You’re lucky it was only one student and it wasn’t during a high-stakes test cause that would effect your scores if the kids weren’t feeling well that day. Before you know it, your name is published as an ineffective teacher with no way for you to explain. Gates would be so disappointed.

  • Dave

    I agree that reports like this are a waste of the website. Bless his heart, as we say in the south when people sound like idiots. He just wants to share, albeit nonsense.

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